Seth: Daniel, would you mind moving away from the TV?
Dan: No.
Seth: You mean you don't mind?
Dan: No.
Seth: Then will you?
Dan: No.
Seth: Daniel, you're being unreasonable. You're fired!
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Daniel: I'm a superhero!
Mom: Really?
Daniel: Sure, of course!
Mom: Well what kind of superhero are you?
Daniel: Um.. let's see.. I think maybe RED.
Mom: No, I mean what are your superpowers? What can you do?
Daniel: I shake a booty! I good dancer!
Indeed he is.